Cassie is: *SASSY*

Whatever happens, at least we’re together

(Source: lookatthelights, via iloveyoureal)

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

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Stroke my ego while you stroke yourself.: Contrary to Popular Belief...

thescienceofjohnlock:

averypotterseniorfeels:

bbc-booknerd12888:

I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch

I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason

I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant

I do not watch The Avengers…

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fishingboatproceeds:

Butler has uploaded a video of my commencement address to the class of 2013, which one can’t help but notice…is longer than the 12 minutes I so confidently promised. I sort of quit working the last month and did nothing but write this speech, and I couldn’t even get the time right. (I guess I read a lot faster alone in my basement.)

SORRY!

I’d like to thank everyone who’s shared the speech, especially the Los Angeles Times, Publishers Weekly, Galleycat, and Entertainment Weekly.

If you’d prefer to read the speech, you can do so here.

CAN YOU COME SPEAK AT MY GRADUATION?! ugh that would be amazing.

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dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

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javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

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fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

(Source: bidenette)

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cumberverse:

the progress of benedict cumberbatch (x)

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stylinchester:

louislovesharoldsgravy:

doncasturbate:

[sneaks one direction references in my wedding vows]

“And under those lights that night, you turned around and I saw your face, it took a minute to steal my heart.” [everyone attending bursts into tears]

“I just wanted to show you off to all of my friends and make them drool down their chinny chin chins.” [crowd nods appreciatively]

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zfitzgerald:

I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.

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